let me tell you about bad decisions and why i'm going to be obese

i wake up this morning at mackenzie's. one of the reasons i never sleep over at people's houses is because i like routines and my night/morning routines are greatly disrupted when i am at another home. obviously. i've figured out a nice system though and sleeping at mackenzie's has been great. still haven't figured out a breakfast system though.

anyway wake up this morning blahblahblah don't do my hair blahblahblah same shirt three days in a row blahblahblah oh mack has blush! blahblahblah. i want breakfast. breakfast to go...einstein's. i had cafe rio last night. i cannot have a bagel for breakfast. my body is going to shut down. i will drive to work and think of some healthy to go breakfast.

there's a paradise bakery by my work! they have salads right? salads for lunch = must have something healthy for breakfast. waffles...oatmeal in an oatmeal cookie bowl...$8 bowl of fruit... oooh bagel sandwich! with egg. and cheese. this is so much better than a bagel with cream cheese, right? protein and stuff... oooooh overpriced odwalla orange juice that tastes exactly like sunny d. awesome idea al. eat it fast even though it's gross! it'll be gone quicker, and you don't have to think about this awful, expensive decision you have made.

i want to die. my body hates me. i'm never eating again.