dear universe,

i would like a job. please. one that will pay me money. listen, i know i graduated with an english degree with almost no marketable skills, but i feel i'm a good person that deserves employment. i'm slowly going crazy. one can only go to seven peaks so many times in a week.

just kidding seven peaks i love you forever.

but seriously. spend all day looking at postings. receptionist ones depress me. i am applying for one at BYU that actually requires a bachelor's degree, so here's hoping.

ambition blahblahblah motivation blahblahblah i went to college to study what i love not to get a job blahblahblah.