i think i'll go home and mull this over

today while driving to work there was some traffic. while i was stopped in said traffic, a police car weaved in and out of lanes and finally pulled over on the side of the road. a policeman got out of the car holding a huge gun rifle thing. i gaped and slowed down, trying to see where in the world this was going. then an ox ran by my car. and by my car i mean the side of the freeway because i was in the middle lane. then the policeman starts running after it, aiming his gun and the ox goes crazy.

then traffic sped up so i had to go.


whenever holli comes into the bathroom while i'm doing my hair makeup whatever she shuts the toilet lid. i always thought this was just her wanting to keep our bathroom looking neat or that it was just something that bugged her. finally one day i asked her why she always shut it. she said, "well what if i trip and fall in??!"



i saw this boy today in the jfsb. don't let my artistry and the fact that he appears to be naked distract you. that hat. he was wearing that hat right on top of his head. the hat, the mustache, and no shirt. just kidding he was wearing a shirt. besides that this likeness is spot on.

also:
i really, really hate writing short stories.

kiss kiss
alison